The Nasty Woman’s Guide to #TrumpBookReport

One of the greatest things about social media is how a conversation can spring up and be expanded upon, with great humour and creativity.

A tweet from Antonio French at 3.23am GMT inspired thousands of Tweets and a new trending hashtag #TrumpBookReport

Trump’s foreign policy answers sound like a book report from a teenager who hasn’t read the book. “Oh, the grapes! They had so much wrath!”

— Antonio French (@AntonioFrench) October 20, 2016

This post shares some of the very best Trump Book Report Tweets from the women on Twitter.

Sit back with a cuppa, enjoy and remember to Retweet your favourites 🙂

Here’s the thing with Great Expectations, okay? This Havisham woman, great woman, truly. Lemme tell you she expected a lot. #TrumpBookReport

— yelhsa leinad (@XxAshes2Ashes) October 20, 2016

Fault? These stars are a disaster. A disaster, let me tell you. Believe me, I’m going to make stars great again. #TrumpBookReport

— Maureen Johnson (@maureenjohnson) October 20, 2016

The Hunger Games are rigged, folks. Everyone knows Katniss won because she played the woman card. Nasty woman. Very rigged. #TrumpBookReport

— missy kurzweil (@missykurz) October 20, 2016

Humpty Dumpty, bad hombre folks. He wanted to get on the other side of the wall. Believe me. I will build a higher wall #TrumpBookReport

— Filsan Farah (@FillyCheZeSteaK) October 20, 2016

@AntonioFrench Lizzie Bennett was 6 at best. Darcy could have done better. We all know it, but she rigged the marriage mart.#TrumpBookReport

— Nicola Andrews (@NicAndrews) October 20, 2016

@AntonioFrench listen Romeo was just a guy who loved every one, Juliet was just a nasty girl I know it, she knows it, we all know it.

— Alycia Berry (@EarlyMay13th) October 20, 2016

Little Women. I love women. Especially beautiful ones. Not nasty women. #TrumpBookReport @AntonioFrench

— Anna (@annachristine85) October 20, 2016

It’s amazing how those Pelicans were able to write all of those Briefs. Just amazing. Yuuge #TrumpBookReport.

— Khyla Craine (@kcraine) October 20, 2016

Nowhere does it say that anything actually happened between Lolita and Humbert, it was just boy talk. #TrumpBookReport

— Summer Brennan (@summerbrennan) October 20, 2016

I have so much pride. So much. I have no prejudice. #TrumpBookReport @AntonioFrench

— jennwhitmer (@jennwhitmer) October 20, 2016

Everybody’s saying the letter was scarlet. Maybe, nobody knows, but by the way it was huge. Really big. Coulda been orange. #TrumpBookReport https://t.co/ywXQe3OgKM

— Anne Scheer (@AnneScheer) October 20, 2016

Don Quixote was a loser, ok? He couldn’t even win against a windmill. Listen, I’ll beat all the windmills, believe me. #TrumpBookReport

— Shannon Hale (@haleshannon) October 20, 2016

Lolita. Beautiful woman. Phenomenal woman. In ten years, I’ll be dating her. That Humbert Humbert guy. So low-energy. Sad! #TrumpBookReport

— Lauren Holmes (@lholmes12) October 20, 2016

There were three bears okay? A small one. A medium one. A bigly one. #TrumpBookReport

— Aisha Saeed (@aishacs) October 20, 2016

“Juliet. Such a nasty woman. She made Romeo kill himself. And believe me he could have done better. Look at her.” #TrumpBookReport

— Catherine Q. (@CatherineQ) October 20, 2016

Lolita. Beautiful woman. Phenomenal woman. In ten years, I’ll be dating her. That Humbert Humbert guy. So low-energy. Sad! #TrumpBookReport

— Lauren Holmes (@lholmes12) October 20, 2016

It was the best of times. The best! Was it the worst of times? WRONG! It was the best. I have hotels in those two cities. #TrumpBookReport

— Leanna Renee Hieber (@Leannarenee) October 20, 2016

“When District 12 sends its people, they’re not sending their best. They’re sending Katniss Everdeen. What a nasty woman.”#TrumpBookReport

— Jen-O-Lantern (@Pop_Reader) October 20, 2016

The first rule of Fight Club is I don’t have to accept the results of any fight I lose in Fight Club. #TrumpBookReport

— Faith Choyce (@faithchoyce) October 20, 2016

I’m telling you folks, if I were in charge, we wouldn’t have waited for Godot. I would’ve found him in 5 minutes. #Trumpbookreport

— Drea De Oro (@hartdrea7) October 20, 2016

Oedipus. Tremendous leader. The best. I’ve always said that if Jocasta were my mother, perhaps I’d be dating her. #TrumpBookReport

— kyla crowther (@whatkylasaid) October 20, 2016

50 Shades of Grey? Boring! Grey’s a weak color. Very weak. Lightweight. Gold’s better. I have a lot of gold. I’m very rich. #TrumpBookReport

— Laura Tisdall (@LauraTisdall) October 20, 2016

#TrumpBookReport
Nasty woman. Drops a house on a job creator. Steals her shoes. Melts her. I would send her back to Kansas, Believe me.

— Stephanie Lenz (@Edenza) October 20, 2016

“TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD? Believe me-if those mockingbirds had guns they wouldn’t have been killed.”#TrumpBookReport

— Gloria Bernstein (@GloriaBB2) October 20, 2016

Macbeth? His wife, actually not such a nasty woman. But she would not be my first choice. Blood coming out of her wherever. #TrumpBookReport

— Grace Ioppolo, FSA (@ProfShakespeare) October 20, 2016

#trumpbookreport I wouldn’t give Scarlet an A,maybe a C at best.I like a D…cup.she’d want me,I’m a star.but I could do better,believe me.

— Maggie Grace (@MaggieGrace) October 20, 2016

Lolita? In six years, I’ll be dating her.#TrumpBookReport

— Jennifer Senior (@JenSeniorNY) October 20, 2016

Achilles. What a failure. Weak heels. Only I can take Troy. And I do not have weak heels. My heels are so good. Believe me. #TrumpBookReport

— Kaavya Ramesh (@KaavyaMRamesh) October 20, 2016

“I tell you: if I had written this book, there’d’ve been way more than two cities. I’d’ve had four, five cities at least.” #Trumpbookreport

— NastyJill Weinberger (@jillybobww) October 21, 2016

Pip? A total loser. I’ll make Expectations Great again. #TrumpBookReport

— Jamie (@mieha_) October 21, 2016

Darcy? Great man. Tremendous man. Has 10,000 a year. Attractive wife but she’s got a mouth on her. #trumpbookreport

— Clementine Ford (@clementine_ford) October 21, 2016

Mrs. Dalloway, that nasty woman, said she would buy the flowers herself. I mean, does Richard even give her an allowance? #TrumpBookReport

— Kerry Manders (@kerrymmanders) October 21, 2016

The Lorax, a nasty little guy. Terrible businessman. No jobs. Only trees. Very very sad. Believe me. #trumpbookreport

— Rebeccah Willard (@BeccahRN) October 21, 2016